posted 1 week ago
posted 1 week ago
I just discovered the sea snail genus “Umbraculum” and

bogleech:

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What am I looking at

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Oh my god its little head and eyes

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It has a flat shell on top like a stupid hat and its giant mantle looks like a big fat poncho

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What the FUCK how is this real

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This old-ass drawing will help you understand what we’re seeing but clearly doesn’t capture the magic

posted 1 month ago

dorithegiant:

Snail rockin’ out.

(Source: dorithegiant.com)

posted 4 months ago

chefboyardeezie:

it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time

posted 5 months ago

anuspatrol:

i walk a lonely road

(Source: 2headedsnake)

posted 5 months ago

inabasket:

I don’t think Canadians are as friendly as they appear. They stab trees and feast on their blood.

posted 5 months ago

banafria:

Finished up my potatoes :0

If anyone would like a copy —> you can get one here

posted 6 months ago

(Source: iraffiruse)

posted 6 months ago

pizzaforpresident:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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this post is out of control

posted 7 months ago

neonblogfreak:

pop-lock-and-dropthepj:

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

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But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

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posted 7 months ago
posted 7 months ago

best-of-funny:

oomshi:

bye

X 

(Source: louiepalooza)

posted 7 months ago

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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posted 8 months ago

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

posted 8 months ago

sweet-bitsy:

This lady dipped snails into water and dropped in a bit of food coloring and put the snails on paper and they created ART

SNART